November 2011
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WatchWatch
when she isn’t busy hating me, she is busy being cute with my water cup.
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May 13th
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“‎”I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the...”
– (via katxcore)
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October 2010
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“I say round up whatever people there are with whom you can share a laugh,...”
– (via katxcore) agreed.
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Happy Mother's Day to the woman who caused all my...
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April 2010
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I Don't Have a Sweet Tooth
katxcore: Sometimes I’ll buy candy and think I really want it, but I’ll put it in my purse, and then I won’t actually eat it for days or weeks or even months. Suffice it to say, my Butterfinger is in pieces and I’m not very happy about it. Two bites in and I’m pretty much over it. I could probably go through one of those bags of mini candy bars in a year or something. Ridiculous. I’LL...
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March 2010
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i need new pick up lines
so at jiggy crunk when i was dancing like a maniac…apparently the first thing i asked this guy i was hitting on was “what is your favorite star wars movie?” while dancing, while will smith was probably getting jiggy with it on the movie screen…this is the first thing I ask him. i guess names at that point weren’t important.
Mar 15th
hatehatehate
i hate everyone that thinks Lady Gaga came up with the Pussy Wagon. just stop breathing. thanks.
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fyi: MJ was the stripper at expose he fell in love...
me: come to happy hour!
friend: where?
me: opal divines..by expose! MJ!
friend: ha..yay..is MJ going to be there?
me: shush, MJ sucks
friend: still at work and then going to see a show
me: what show? the MJ show?
friend: hahaha i wish
me: well, what show?
friend: no clue, that chick from a couple weeks ago is taking me
me: oh..fancy fancy..is it a surpriiiise?
friend: haha..no, i just didn't care enough to pay attention to what she was saying
me: god, i love you
friend: :)
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Listenlacey: Neneh Cherry - “Buffalo Stance” Last...
Mar 5th
Do you really want to know something about a man?... →
theidiotking: “If they like Gonzo they are artsy. They probably live in Venice. They probably have facial hair. They probably enjoy bizarre, kinky sex.” -My friend Almie, dropping some serious truth bombs, as usual. “People just love muppets! Anyone who doesn’t is a serial killer and/or rapist and you should get away from them as soon as possible and definitely NOT date...
Mar 4th
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Happy Texas Independence Day=.32 1/4lb of Brisket... →
STOOOOPID WORK…. can someone please pick me up some brisket?
Mar 2nd
today was the first day
karic: after working out in the mornings for close to a month now, today was the first day I left the gym and started my work day feeling great. this just might work after all… so starting next monday i’m going to be doing the wake up early and go to town lake and run thing. hopefully it takes shorter than a month for me to feel this way…or after 2 days i’ll just quit doing...
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February 2010
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katxcore: Yo, Pat Robertson, did Chile make a pact with the devil too? Were they supporting gays and abortions? How did THEY piss off God? I’m waiting for you to tell me.
Feb 28th
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